Sounds like one of Kramer’s friends we never actually saw on Seinfeld.

I think the best part of this honestly is

Now would be a good time for those “Apprentice” outtakes to surface...and his tax returns. Gods, would I love to see those tax returns...

*Shudder* The poor thing.

Wonder if the kid was unfortunate enough to have inherited the Trump face, body, all of it?

if this happened in the 80s then the “child” sin’t a child any longer.

6. File paperwork and run as a Democrat.

This, folks, is your family values President.
I’d ask how the evangelicals are going to react, but most of them have done the same thing. 

And yet the religious right just KKKeeps on supporting this asshole. Qwhite puzzling.

Ma, Ma, where’s my pa?

After finding that Trump had a baby out of wedlock, the cream of America and our moral vanguards, the 40% that still thinks Trump is doing a fine job, will feel vindicated that their savior is anti-abortion. This is life-reaffirming news for them.

So soon we will hear from a lawyer that represents this love child and how this love child would like to speak about an NDA Trump paid out to him/her through his lawyer.

I cannot for the life of me fathom any woman, ever, wanting to have sex with Trump even a single time, so all this talk of affairs, wives, and sex addiction makes my head spin and my stomach turn.

Tiff is probably safe. The alleged affair was in the late 80s, meaning that even if the child was a full-chested blonde, she’d be aging out of Trump’s target range.

Matthew Calamari? David Pecker? C’mon.

oh no-no-no, this is not good for Tiff. She’s already like lowest on the Daddy love meter and if there is another child ... a hot child ... a nubile full chested blonde fem child then poor Tiffany has lost her seat at the T-Day table. Fuck it all ...

The FBI needs to investigate the National Inquirer for their shady dealings with trump. I bet there is something there.

Excuse me while I rinse the vomit out of my mouth.

That was a bit much. But she was en fuego, continuing to shout her message clearly, and making as big a stink as possible. She’s my new she-ro!