Here you go:

Hybrid 4wd: 24 across the board
5.0 4wd: 16/22/19
2.7: 19/24/21
3.5 EcoBoost non-hybrid: 18/23/20
3.3: 19/22/20

I love this man.

Previously of the New York Times autos section! Please welcome him and call him Norman. He does a lot of the behind the scenes stuff, unlike Mike ever did.

Oof, this has taken Bill Nighy down a couple of pegs in my regard. 

My problem with Bollinger isn’t the looks... it’s the price (starting at $125,000). 

I want to like this more than I actually like it, but at $125,000 it really won’t matter what I think of it.

For fuck’s sake, Jez, I am not going to subscribe to your goddamn newsletter!!!

Everyone thinks you need a truck that is high off the ground. At one point I owned an El Camino and a 1985 Nissan 720 that was lowered 3 inches. It’s so nice to just be able to step into the bed instead of erecting the jungle gym from the tailgate to climb up in there.

I mean, “anticlimactic ending” is one of Stephen King’s trademarks. I love the dude - he’s my favorite author - but while he’s a great storyteller, he’s a TERRIBLE story ender. Except for The Dark Tower, which I know a lot of people hated but was, in my opinion, a perfect ending. 

“It’s German for ‘To the for’.” ~ Sideshow Bob, 1993

Brian, you should know that you can use the share button on your Dualshock 4 controller to take screenshots which you can either copy to USB or upload to twitter. you don’t need to take photos of your TV with your cell phone.

I enjoy watching the EVE Online drama from afar. And I enjoy the denial that a lot of the EVE community seems to be actively engaged in - pretending their space-piracy-sim is an amazing sandbox that everyone wishes they could play in. No thanks. Contrived video-game risk is unreal and contrived.

How the f does that thing cost over 50k?

It’s a website, not an airport. No need to keep everyone posted about your departure.

Not at all! It was an odd way to put it, I agree with you!

I feel like, and I hope, that this is making fun of my typo in questioning the structure of your article.

Corporate Democrats in kente cloth, who are literally taking a “tough stance” at what’s going on. Look at Pelosi’s Marvel comic superhero pose. LMAO. I wonder what they did with them afterwards........

The requirements for Low Speed Vehicles in NC are: