Alternatively: If he’s continually doing something that he knows you don’t like and doesn’t really seem to care that you don’t like it, then you should probably dump him because that will carry through to the rest of your relationship. It denotes a lack of respect and a relationship doesn’t function well when one…

Oh god we had the same mother. Except mine didn’t wear fake nails. I think that was the most painful thing I’ve ever felt in my life.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”