Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

My Swiftian “Modest Proposal”

I think they should ban abortion, but the caveat being the state has to buy the baby for $250,000 per kid, payable to the mother.

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”

Back in my very depressed days of 2013, 30 Rock was the only thing that let me get some sleep. I’d seen all of the episodes enough that I didn’t have to really pay attention and could drift off, but it was just engaging enough to keep my brain from wandering into the dark places. Even now, when I’m having trouble…

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

I mean, sure, it seems like a lot of money. But imagine how much it would have cost them to not create a culture of rampant sexual harassment for decades.

This was really a fucked up story of self rationalizations. I mean, really? Come on. You would of been better off leaving this article in the bin.

Yes? Are you hungry? Hang on I’ll make you something...

Mom?

Dear Jane,

“everything Congress needs to know to fix our political acrimony they learned in Little League,”

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

Because the GOP does not care about women. If you are a woman and you vote for a GOP candidate, you are supporting a party that would rater see you die than lift a finger to help.

I believe insurance is more likely to cover it if your function is affected (as it was in my case).

Alright, I need to get my shit together. Here goes.

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

The saddest thing about Weiner, other than the pain he inflicted on his family, is that he actually had promise as a fire-breathing liberal pol. See, for example, his raging house floor speech about preserving health benefits for 9/11 responders. If he could have kept his id channeled towards politics, we could…

My heart literally skipped a beat.

At the end of the day, it’s just sex. Don’t focus on the sex. Focus on the WHY.