Since it was the Twins, we have to dredge out the time Dave Kingman hit a pop up in the HHH Metrodome and the ball disappeared through a drainage hole in the roof. Ruled a ground-rule double. (5/4/1984)

YEah, I get it, but A-Rod is a special case. Really fucking hate that guy.

So glad the Sox lost the bid for A-Rod before the 2004 season. This shit makes me laugh.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

Nice to know that Wal-Mart has always been on the wrong side of history.

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

This is why I don’t do MMA...that and my complete lack of fighting ability.

Once upon a time you had to reach out of the car and adjust the mirrors with your hand (kids these days!)

I think you need to reevaluate your friend selection abilities.

I am so in love with the fact that she had the epic steel balls it took to tell these shit peddlers exactly how to fuck off.

Sounds like what happens after I have too many chimichangas.

I can’t believe you skipped my all-time favorite: #ToiletMurder

What the hell is wrong with this county? Holy crap.

Applebees doesn’t have strippers where you live...?

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

“Why not just let people throw money at them based on performance?” - Applebees manager

At this point, I’ve become cynical enough to expect anything that would lower workers’ wages to be passed by politicians, baseball players or not.

According to other reports, he was begging her to spare the children, and they were begging her too.

I’m trying really hard to not judge too hard but it seems like there were many people in these girls’ lives that failed them entirely.