So, does it come in stick-shift?

To open the hood on my ‘74 Chevy Malibu, you had to pull the release lever, get out of the car, and slam the driver’s side door. Also, the electrical system was fucked up. If you used the cigarette lighter in any way, nothing electrical worked correctly afterward, e.g., pressing the brake would make the dashboard…

My 1982 Saab 900 did the same thing. That was before GM.

Ha. No way. He’ll probably end up on the Red Sox and make me very, very mad for half a season.

That ball still hasn’t come down to this day...

FUCK YOU, BUDDY!

HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

Why does our government suck?

How dare you. I majored in underwater basket weaving, sir or madam.

Oh, man, it is!

AND MC HAMMER!

I think closed streets and dozens of cops, cop cars, and barricades alone are more than a sufficient warning.

A self-absorbed bicyclist? My goodness. Who ever heard of such a thing? I mean, half of them ignore goddamn stop signs, why not a presidential security detail?

I know, they could have blown him away.

This was 100 percent necessary. There are certain things you don’t fuck with, and this is one of them. It doesn’t matter what your intentions were or whatever. The cyclist fucked up.