I’m 29 years old and this has been happening for the entirety of my conscious life. People label my generation as Millennials, but in reality we are the slaughter generation. My generation has been willfully put forward for slaughter in schools, at the movies, at concerts, and all because of the greed and…

He listens to Look What You Made Me Do right before tweeting every morning.

Does an NY basketball team make the NBA playoffs before Trump leaves office?

When do Man City lose their first match this year?

Does Donald Trump listen to music? If so, has he ever purposely listened to anything that’s come out after 1989?

Still a good dog.

How long until Trump commits his first crime as President? and what is that crime?

Is that not a coup then?

Will we ever see the MLS move towards a more European style with a Fall-Spring season and relegation?

What popular topic are you most tired of talking/blogging about?

What are we all supposed to talk about on November 9?

What’s the best kind of juice? Not like special combination juice but a simple ______ juice

What sport would benefit most from having a single championship game (like the Super Bowl, World Cup Final, etc.). Could we ever see the NBA or NHL go to one championship game and get the same monster ratings as the other two?

What’s the most remote place you’ve ever been to? Or, if you could go to any remote place, where would you go?

What’s up this weekend?

Your favorite team acquires the two players you most want them to get, but Donald Trump also becomes owner for the next 15 years, do you take that deal?

How many articles does a Deadspin writer crank out per week? Do you have a goal of, like, one per day? Or does it vary depending on what you want to focus on?

Do Arsenal’s new signings (within the last 24 hours) give you hope for the new season? I’m always an optimist, but I somehow feel that I’ll be numb again come Feb/Mar/April.

I’m applying for a job in a different department at the small (around 50 people) company that I work for. Generally I wouldn’t tell my boss when interviewing for anything, but I would be moving in-house and word tends to get around. Do I tell my boss that I am interviewing for the job and risk the tension and…

If a bear eats a vampire, let’s say one that likes seasteading and is a billionaire, is that bear then a vampire bear?