Stop fucking with Korean Thor. He ain’t got time for your problems! He’s busy with Korean shit.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

At least now the headgaskets will be easier to change.

Keep writing about D&D!!!

Same with Oregon for pumping gas. The only exception is if you ride a motorcycle - then you can pump your own gas.

25 year import ban in the US. For “safety” and “environmental” reasons.

In California, after purchasing a vehicle, you can drive around for months or years with no plates. No need to pay tolls, and you can blow through all the red-light cameras.

California’s visual inspection. Look, I’m all for the emissions check. I like breathing clean air. But if the sniffer can’t tell the difference between my car running stock or modded to hell and back, on what grounds are you basing your claim that my car is suddenly a “gross polluter”? Either the sniffer works and…

Cars only being sold through dealerships and not directly from the manufacturer.

25 year import rule. Thanks, Mercedes-Benz!

That’s all very nice except:

I’m on “Bombshell” overload with this regime. I just don’t think it’s going to amount to anything. I feel like Trump could come out and outright admit that he and Putin worked together to fix the election, provide tapes, have signed letters, and smile and walk away. The press would clutch their pearls, shout…

His base believes what they’ve been told to believe for the last 40 years:

We’re fucked. The internet is the only tool we have of global discourse and commerce. I’m wagering these fucktards are planning on shutting it down so as to prevent narrative migration from their platforms and misinformation.

You’d very quickly come to miss us more than we’d miss you. Most people have no idea how much money California contributes to the U.S. economy.

As an Alaskan/Oregonian, nah man. Cali’s alright.

Fuck GTA Online’s economy.

This will all end in tears.

Turns out that the best thing to happen to the environment is a bunch of humans all dying at once. Go figure.

It’s also theoretically possible that instead of a hardware error, there could be some way to mess with the memory of the program through in-game inputs, like people do for lots of other old games.