I feel like being a vigilante sometimes when I see someone doing something illegal, and then I think that they’ll get caught eventually and I don’t want to end up in jail forever.

The part I don’t understand is why Clinton always gets the blame for NAFTA, when it was a GHWB creation. Memories, I guess, are more fallible than I had assumed.

Every car I’ve ever purchased new, I’ve had to wait months for. I’m not buying something off the lot; I want the exact options that I want, and I’m not going to be satisfied otherwise. People who blindly pick “that one” off the lot just don’t like cars.

You people make this shit seem harder than it is. The days of having to coax your delicate frankenstein to life are long gone. Get a list of things you need, stick those things in the only places they fit. Install windows. You’re done. It’s easier than your typical lego set.

I’m sure they’ll be great because literally anything else would be better than this hot mess. Toyota set the bar pretty low for themselves.

I “love” the way salespeople rename things to try to fool people.

/James May voice

And when you’re off you’re still connected to everyone working and wind up at least half working anyway.

F1 teams have a person just to top off magic valves and at work we don’t even have enough people on the team to take off two days in a row.

Throw it in a fire and melt it into slag. Maybe make a nice coaster out of it after.

I’ll be honest, they don’t seem all that interested in actually producing material for 5E D&D ...

I love the Speed Champions, especially since they’re cheap enough I can buy a large collection without feeling bad about it.

A wild fedora-guy appears!

Being an IT person, I can’t bring myself to find this meme funny. It’s sadly the the answer to about half the little annoying tech issues you might run into on a regular basis. It’s also the one thing people adamantly try to avoid for reasons I cannot fathom. Like...they think turning it of will make it go up like the…

I mean, they have to assign a value to insure it, right? A company isn’t going to be like, “Yes, that’s worth infinity dollars.” :P

I bet it’d make a nice replacement for the current Presidential limousine and would be a little closer to the President’s heart.

Just staythefuckoutofit, f’ing yanks always sticking their noses in other people’s business making the world a worse and more unstable place: Iraq, Iran, Vietnam, Korea, Afghanistan, Israel... Just stay home, we won’t want or need your help. Leave us alone and fix your own problems first.

I wouldn’t consider genocide to be an appropriate option.

One of the KEY habits I work to instill in my clients is avoiding “lifestyle creep”. Some of the commenters already touched on this, but if you start out with a job making $30k/year, you somehow find a way to live. At that time, if someone offered you a job making $80k/year, you’d think you’d be rich! No more money…

“Even you can become President!”