Found one!

Ooh. This makes it sound like Johnson is still slated to return after all. I hope so. I look forward to feeling a great disturbance in the YouTube algorithm, as millions of whiny voices of fanboys will suddenly cry out in terror and will be hilariously silenced.

Kinda like that Errol Flynn is the essential Robin Hood, but I’d still like to see the version that was planned with James Cagney.

Do you think someone like Jim Gaffigan isn’t a real comedian?

Hard pass. Her type of white lady activism is a disaster for my people. 

Yeah, you can’t say she hasn’t been auditioning for the role of villain for a while now.

“Some people feel that Donald Trump will bring the revolution immediately, if he gets in. Then things will really, you know, explode,” Sarandon said

Decent people should spit on the sidewalk when she walks by. Fuck her and any project she’s in.

You’re still trying to make the fact that he got off on shocking women and making them uncomfortable by putting them in positions they neither wanted to be in, nor that he had any business putting them in as being some kind of innocent kink or sexual preference. But anyone not a child or a douchebag knows that a kink…

Hopefully your tombstone won’t read “he got regularly outraged on behalf of sexual harassers”

We get it, you think you should be able to sexually harass women

You really hate women huh

He can reenter society by getting a job at a gas station. Nobody is owed a million-dollar career with prime comedy gigs and Grammy awards

1. Not crack jokes in his now set and album about the terrible things he did, admitted to and acknowledged were wrong. Especially when those jokes make it seem like he’s changed his mind about whether what he did was wrong at all.

Wow

Do you ask people out on a date by pulling your dick out and saying “Mind if I just start stroking this?”

People who are powerful within an industry and cruise their up-and-coming colleagues for sex are generally considered gross creeps at best in any industry, and that’s a far cry from “asking someone out.”

You’re creepy.

Dude, it’s 100% sexual harassment over those whom he had power. It would and should get you fired from any job anywhere.

Please enjoy this Jen Kirkman bit.