All comebacks aren’t applicable to each situation, Lenny. Just typing what you’ve heard your parents say to you makes you look like more of a slack-ja — Oh, I get the user name now!

She’s at the intersection of two cults. As George Costanza and 2/3 of the U.S. found out the hard way: You never know who’s going to be in one.

“And then I said, ‘You have experience?’ and it was awesome!”

I think it’s admirable that you learned words after surviving the abortion. 

Do you see Leah Remini in the room with you right now?

Louis Malle one wrote, “Whether I’m constructing a film or a list of films I’ve enjoyed, the goals of my endeavors very rarely include Franky drinks Darjeeling tea’s wants and needs. In fact they never do. I once thought of them while dropping a deuce, but that was incidental.”

I liked the broken Speak & Spell, but I was really thinking Terry was going to end up being Q.

Brown just won a Favorite Male R&B Artist AMA after he “pleaded guilty to felony assault for attacking Rihanna in 2009, model Karrueche Tran got a permanent restraining orderagainst him in 2017, and this year he was sued for $20 million for allegedly drugging and raping a woman.”

When up north’s white Santa’s home, but down south you’re feeling foam:

When you’ve shamed your Uncle Jesse, and your pants are wet and messy:

When you’re spreadin’ needless hurt, and your shorts are full of dirt:

Oddly, I was thinking the picture they used looked like that. 

Oh that darn media! Always dividin’! CCB chooses her words very carefully. How dare that spoony media not relay every syllable of her and her Christmas fetish network’s bigotry. Dang media. Prolly a gay reporter. Amiright? I wish that awful media wasn’t so divisive! 

This money could have gone to a homeless shelter or Toys For Tots. But, no, it had to go toward a new Christmas fetish network that relieves its viewers of the burden of seeing minorities. 

And giggling in the corner during the traditional tongueing of the wife’s pussy by the pool boy.

As are Danica McKellar and Lori Laughlin’s marriages, since they’re each on husband #2.

Imagine creating an entire “no gays allowed” Christmas fetish network because the old network had one movie with gay leads.

If we know this is the new “no gays allowed” Christmas fetish network, Danica McKellar knows it. She could have stayed at Hallmark. 

Danica McKellar and Lori Laughlin who are each on husband #2 have a lot of balls to preach about “tRaDiTiOnaL fAmIlY vAlUeS.”

I haven’t seen it either, but I have seen The Boys. Trumpledouchekins couldn’t accept the very obvious connection between their brain-damaged lord and savior and Homelander. Right wingers aren’t known for their critical thinking skills.