Seriously, fuck SNL and fuck Lorne Michaels. This is absolutely something he would do under the guise of it’s being “funny.”

Signal virtue! Assholes and degenerates signal their douchebaggery every waking moment. Rogan gives outright bullshit a platform and pretends it’s a virtue. 

“…King Of The Hill—despite its aggressively blue-collar trappings and Tom Petty voicework—was actually one of the most subversive and funny cartoons of its generation…”

Oprah Winfrey was Joe Rogan when Joe Rogan was just a Steve Oedekerk effect. 

The Goonies was directed by Richard Donner, though. Spielberg just did the story, not even the screenplay, and Amblin produced it.

The Edge was a great show. There was one sketch where Wayne Knight played an exterminator who convinced Jennifer Aniston that the gopher in her yard he killed had really been a wish-granting pixie…just for his own amusement.

r/conservative is full of new Chapelle fans.

“It seems like I’m the only one who can’t go to the office.”

Darva Conger was actually on “Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?” and married Rick Rockwell of Killer Tomatoes and domestic violence fame

Ostroff? Ostrum, yes?

Who’s Doyle?

Calm down, have a beer, stop crying. Joe can handle it, no matter what the poster hanging in your bedroom says to you.

Exactly. It’s almost like the entertainment industry is crawling with people who are both very talented *and* professional.

TIL “Bull” is still on the air. 

Zed might activate his trap and survive as just a head and arms à la Basket Case.

[Pizza Joke Here]

It looks like Madptarmigan dismissed my response to their comment, so I’m reposting it here in the main thread:

First time in a limo…Doctor?

No.

Sean O’Neal died for MosquitoControl’s sins.