Can't believe this guy created Mad Men.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

I want you to record this . . .

“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, ....I wish it were 1825

Go to Utah. Seriously, those parks rule. You can take daytrips to Canyonlands and Arches and then camp at Dead Horse Point State Park and see the best stars of your life.

How the hell would Lochte even know he was held up. That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice

Boning someone at work is never the problem. Stopping boning is always where the trouble begins.

An accident waiting to happen?

Those rules are great... if you’re a robot that can be programmed to always follow rules.

Is it wrong that I think a drone strike is coming?

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

I know, some of us are slowly melting in our homes, too hot to put on real clothes or be productive, we need distractions! I hope it’s Clinton / Giant Block of Ice.