Thank you so much for pointing this out.

The math checks out. You should never cut glass without taking the proper precautionary measures.

I just don’t see it.

The Elf on a Shelf sketch followed that exact basic formula, with Momoa playing McKinnon’s usual part of having an experience worse than the others.

Not to mention how the story ended so neatly with the last one and tied up all the loose ends. What more do they even have to explore?

Souja Boy, tell him.

How did PC Principal and Strong Woman hear the PC Babies on the radio when they were wearing Buddha Boxes?

Andy was a better boyfriend for Haley than Dylan, but Beth was a better girlfriend for Andy than Haley.

So we’re not even editing the headlines anymore?

What’s the consensus on Into the Dark? The Pooka previews have me intrigued. How are the first 2?

You are exactly right. Stan = Stalker + Fan, and it originated with the Eminem song “Stan.”

“Is that your bathing suit?”

If I’m not mistaken, I believe Mary Kay and Johnny shared a bed before The Addams Family aired.

“You ruined it now! I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it! I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me!”

I once teamed up with my local printer for a new poster.

It’s pronounced blink-182.

Whoa whoa whoa. Lo AND behold?!

Until Mac inevitably gets upset and flips the board.

I think it’s pretty clearly a spork.

“It’s a wonderful night for eyebrows!”