Someone’s going to make a lot of money with a Ascaris lumbricoides farm. Or maybe a travel agency that specializes in trips to Bolivian rivers.

Bolivian woman learns one weird trick to getting pregnant! Reproductive endocrinologists hate her!

I tried every other ridiculous thing while TTC, I probably would have considered it.

How dare you make me burst out laughing in the dance studio waiting area? Now I look crazy.

Would pay many dollars to acquire this. Did not read article yet. Maybe it also kills you. In which case I take it back. But based on the title, please send me the parasite.

What the FUCK.

Watch male whiteness work.

I finally got stitches for the first time in my 25th year. A glass teapot lid shattered in my hand when I was trying to use it as a cookie cutter for eggs in a basket. Two perfectly arched slices garnered me 9 stitches. Since I had never hurt myself in this way before (and the Dr. was heavy on the lidocaine) I didn’t…

Were they able to put your finger back together? DO YOU HAVE A FRANKEN FINGER?

I always wonder about people who paint their nails in public. My friend was on a FLIGHT (to London from Chicago) and a woman started painting her nails in business class. A flight attendant said that nail polish is flammable and not allowed in the cabin and confiscated it but seriously. How do you miss these signs?!…

On one hand, I’ve taken off my shoes at many a wedding (I think it depends on the time more than the level of formality? I mean, if it’s the dance at even a formal wedding and it’s past midnight and it’s one of those formal weddings where it’s understood the party is going to go on all night...) and someone who…

After the dinner (if there is one) everyone mostly just mingles, so you won’t be alone all night. And you obvs wear stilettos to a knife fight. But there won’t be one. Most people (LiLo excluded) are on their best behavior and don’t want to fuck up someone else’s special day.

Did you rsvp? Come on time, sit where you are told, and don’t ask your server if you can swap entrees because that vegetarian option looks so good and you forgot you don’t like salmon, and you’ll be fine.

I’d feel better if a) most of my friends weren’t in the bridal party so I had someone to stick to, and b) I didn’t know that one of the people going is someone who kinda massively hates me and I’m worried we’ll end up having a knife fight in the car park and I don’t know what shoes to wear to a knife fight.

Just smile, congratulate the newlyweds and tell the bride she looks radiant. That’s all you need to do to successfully navigate a wedding.

In three weeks, I am attending a wedding for the first time and it’s making my social anxiety go wild. I am going to get through it by reminding myself that even if I am the worst wedding guest in history, I will not be Lindsay Lohan as a wedding guest.

At first, this didn't sound too awful. It sounded obnoxious, but not TOO HORRIBLE. And then I read this guy's nasty ass comment—and then looked at the Tumblr page—and fuck if it's not just its own version of Creepshots. It's just another way to remind women that their bodies are for display and they have no right to…

I am currently living here in London and this really freaks me out.

I was back home in the U.S. visiting my family when the Women Eating on Tubes Tumblr surfaced. The afternoon I returned to London, I bought a sandwich at Heathrow to eat on the long tube journey home, as I was really hungry. I sat down on the tube,…