It starts with “Pike’s Market.” That’s the first clue that they aren’t from Seattle (There is no Pike who had a market, it’s Pike Place Market - the street it’s located on). Then it goes on to to the highway test. However, people don’t generally say “The 90" for I-90. For some reason, it just doesn’t seem right.

The SNL skit is completely accurate...

Right! But those definite articles precede a name, not a number.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

“How is this worse than what Loria was doing for the last several years?”

This is a fantastic article. The analysis and illustrations are first rate. Thanks!

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

Not surprising that somebody who enjoys the biggest shitstorm of bad takes in sports finishes his statement with a truly shitty take

So, you don’t think that the fact that the black Oscar-winning actress is naturally less valued than the white Oscar-nominated one—especially when that win occurred in a category they were both nominated for, in the same year, for the same film—is an issue? Okay.

White folks who like to call themselves allies please take note. She acknowledged she didnt know shit, LISTENED, then did something meaningful without making it about her.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

It’s not... not the trip I was referring to.

“I just sold my other car. The license plate is XYZ. If you pull it up, you’ll still see it registered to me. Here’s a copy of the proof of sale that’s been signed by both parties, and dated with today’s date. Here’s the slip with the new owner’s info, as I’m going to fill out the release of liability when I get home.…

Go see a doctor you have some serious anxiety issues.

This is so common on craigslist now that the scammers have bots sending out emails just waiting for someone to take the bait. I’ve sold cars, furniture, and baby crap over the past 12 months and nearly every one of them has resulted in an email or text with something like:

Yeah but how often do cops just show up and snatch someone’s cash away after they sold their car? Like if someone gave you 10 grand and you put it in the bank right away, do you really have to worry?

“Autopilot is intended for use only with a fully attentive driver,” a Tesla spokesperson said.

Michael Wolff didn’t carry a tape recorder; he used the recorder app on his phone. That’s why Trump & Co. were dumb enough to never realize just how much of their idiocy he was capturing. Now they have, hence the no-iPhone policy.