your explanation still made me want to drink

yup, thats the joke

1. The movie literally says the plane sequence is only one hour via a title card.

“Kickmen doesn’t even do corner kicks”

I’m as snarky as they come, but I find the wave funny.

ESPN routinely airs coverage of actual people in tiny panties.

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not, but that’s Lindsay Adler, and like, not me.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Hang on. How is it possible that my two favorite craft beers broke the Quintana trade?

  Somehow I keep forgetting that there are literally only two cars in the world you can buy, a Giulia and a Camry. You’re better than this, Graverobber! But judging by half the... things you post on NP or CP, I think maybe you’re a masochist.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Yeah, I gotta be honest, I saw JYS’s tweets and felt kinda bad for him, because I thought the article was about to publish under his byline in the Times. Only by reading this very blog did I realize he wasn’t officially involved.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Serious question — Is this haircut bad on purpose? Like the lines and everything are horrible. I can’t tell if the barber is trolling, or if haircuts in Oklahoma generally look this way

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

“then the bed is tipped, and a bit of throttle input lets gravity do the rest.”