I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

I think you might have wrong Chicago team and TV booth.

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It’s actually pretty clear that he has never listened to a U2 album, and definitely nothing from the 90’s. His sole exposure to U2 seems to be the 10 or so songs he has heard on the radio. Plus, U2 is the best live rock band around, and has been since about 1983 (Popmart notwithstanding). That's a pretty good run. By…

Cause it’s pretty rude to tell a guy “Hey man, I know you moved here from Venezuela at 16 and have been a part of this organization for seven years and living in New York as a Met for the past three, but you’re going to fucking Milwaukee, and oh by the way you get to process these feelings in front of 40,000 fans and…

Honestly though, good for him. It’s gotta be brutal to squander that much money and deal with addiction. It seems like he has goals and a purpose, plus he’s cleaned himself up. No snark for this one.

They can’t all be keyboard finger strength champions like you.

That’s badass.

Repeat after me... Harper doesn’t face Scherzer. He wasn’t complaining about Greinke getting calls Scherzer wasn’t; he was complaining about an inconsistent strike zone. It would also stand to reason that he’d have no way to judge what Scherzer was getting called. He can’t see the strikezone from RF... regardless of…

Greinke got seven pitches called strikes that were well outside of the strike-zone on his right side (the RHB box), including the first strike to Harper, so maybe it’s a little myopic to assume that Harper was only grumbling about the 3-1 pitch?

You know, I like Jezebel. But if I were them—considering what happened, oh, just a day ago—I’d probably lay off the ethically-dubious assaults on people’s sexuality for at least a week or two.

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

You spelled "whoa" wrong. Four times.

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Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Jordan could always just say “hey sorry Dallas, but I’m signing with the Clippers”. Instead he’s pretending like the Clippers are holding him hostage in his own house so he doesn’t have to say no to anybody.

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How much revenue does the women’s team generate relative to the men’s team?