Holy crap. It’s almost as if people are capable of being multi-faceted, complex piles of contradictions and nuances.

Since he already asks their permission to share with Reddit, I don’t think any of this is a newsflash to them. If the haven’t stopped yet, this won’t kill it.

“This MLB.com report says this is the second time minor league teammates have hit for cycles in the same game this season, which strikes me as extremely wild and difficult to believe.”

I was at that Cubs game yesterday. Seeing Rizzo pitch was worth it. 

That run of six or seven straight that Harper had to get up to 18 was incredible. The guy is a beast.

Jesus Christ, you’re the worst. You’re literally the reason I created this username.

He would only be a Trader if his name was Joe.

No, they died failing spectacularly at what they loved.

Then maybe wait more than 13 minutes after a comment is posted.

El Mago.

Well since the article we’re commenting on links to an article that says it’s racial, I’ll take your bet.

Yeah, because when I think of people who might rile up the Old Guard by not following tradition, the first thing that comes to mind is “the Japanese.”

One of the “overall picture” things that could be behind the demotion to A-ball: The Twins’ Single A affiliate plays at Minnesota’s Spring Training home. Having Sano there at the Spring facility might make it easier for Minnesota coaches to have direct contact and observation over Sano’s progress.

Short answer: it came from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

Two things: First of all, The Exorcist is on EVERYONE’S horror Mt Rushmore. Secondly, what the hell did you do that deserved forced viewing of one of the scariest films of all time at nine? Your mom sounds like a peach.

This is a pretty hackneyed reach for a story. The quotes pretty clearly show that Rodgers had no deep, personal anger or hatred for gays. For a man with a successful program in the 1960's to be aware of the sensibilities of his sponsors in that day an age is FAR from a hint of homophobia.

But beyond those two dudes, the rest of us are lost.

“Twenty years ago, Donald Trump was just a real estate jerkoff from Queens, Beyoncé was just a member of an up-and-coming girl group, and 9/11 was just a phone number. Many Americans didn’t even have an email address, let alone broadband internet access.”

lol

Counter argument: Hamilton Nolan is every bit as big an overly-entitled piece of shit you’d expect someone named “Hamilton Nolan” to be.