This series is so damn good.

Remember kids: when the post season starts, the important thing isn’t who wins or loses, it’s that the Cardinals can’t play.

The problem here was clearly snitches.

Why would your dad’s Buick open your BMW’s hatch?

“I think its presence as the best-known singleplayer sports RPG...”

The ballpark comped them.

I hope you didn’t put the house on that bet.

“Actual teams” “The Cleveland Browns”

Then you don’t understand the kind of people who idolize anti-heroes. Find me a single internet neck beard who thinks he’s Ozymandias. For all their alleged blinding intelligence and wit, every single one of them KNOWS they’re the outcast. They’ll never be the good looking one, or the media darling. They’re always…

No, the dumbest shit ever are the pearl clutchers who come out every news cycle, CONVINCED that people can’t care about more than one thing at a time.

Kent Tekulve

Clearly she just needs a better coach.

I still have all of the strategy guides for my games. I love pulling this one out from time to time and showing someone the height of terrible guide making.

I bring a glove to the game. I like to sit in the bleachers, near the wall, and on the off chance a ball gets hit to me, I’d rather not risk my fingers just to fulfill some wanker’s unwritten rule about manhood.

This is off point, but why is it that the WWE can be a billion dollar company that routinely puts on an incredibly technologically complex television show a couple times a week, but it STILL always feels like it’s being run by a high school AV nerd? I have never once seen a clip from a WWE show that involved music or…

You have a weirdly specific sexual history.

You should read better.

“What is your favorite part?”

Cool syntax bro.

The postseason changed Javy Baez. October 2016 was the most confident Cubs fans had seen him play to that point. I had the chance to watch him play in the second round of the WBC this past spring, and it was obvious the previous postseason wasn’t going to be a fluke; he was arguably the MVP of his team.

The bat is…