What if I want to leave an upper decker in the woods? do I drill a hole in a tree and shovel it in there, or is there a more efficient solution?

Also, it’s much more fun to say ‘give me a hit of that crystal’ when adding to food.

“I can eat a piece of real cheese and I’m done.”

It says she’ll be draped in the flag, but will her pole be visible?

Janet and Wissam were clearly not skilled at making babies, but they stuck with it and look at them now!

Or maybe he continued to be a genius but just had really bad aim!

The joke is in the fact that tardy and retarded derive from the same latin word, ‘retardere’, which means to slow down/delay.

Penis in vagina + ejaculation is the most popular method.

Not trying to troll. I recognize that the word retarded is a charged term, but in my opinion its all in the context/delivery...kind of like the word jew.

Having children at that age is very risky. If you’re tardy with your pregnancy your kid may end up a retardy.