doesnotmakeshoes
DoesNotMakeShoes
doesnotmakeshoes
Oct 12
62

I nominate Jim Spanfeller, the herb that made this site so fucking unusable by packing it full of advertising, dildo deals of the day, auto play advertisements for dildos, and auto play content videos. This herb also completely gutted the staff. Yes, Jim Spanfeller is the most deserving herb there is. Read more

May 5
57

When are you guys gonna fix the comment section. This is just stupid that it’s been doing just the 3 dots for weeks now. Read more

Jan 8 2020
659

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Sep 29 2019
154

“.. .slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest thing that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth. That humblest thing being Jenny McCarthy, who’s nonsensical anti-vax ramblings the Martians read and, to their eternal woe, were foolish enough to believe, and thus refused their pre-invasion Read more