It’s a lost cause. It will be all over here for a while, Kara will write Zaddy Court, people will rave about it, and the rest of the world will be blissfully unaware of what we were all doing to squander the very last remains of the Enlightenment.

Stop trying to make “zaddy” happen.

Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a stupid man’s idea of a smart man and a weak man’s idea of a strong man.

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

The Confederate Flag: Because why let people just think you’re a racist?

My brain has shut off any further acknowledgement of our new Handmaids-Tale-Meets-Idiocracy timeline until I can get at least three stiff drinks in me, but I can’t help but focus on the “Defcon 1 Nuclear” sauce, and how I can practically taste the disappointment.

You said exactly what’s been burning like acid inside me since November. Germaine Greer once said, Most women have no idea how much men hate them. I used to think that was extreme but now now. I feel like I’ve woken up from a daydream to reality.

Poor poor you. Need a safe space from Jezebel, snowflake?

It’s like a golden dick-et

God if i could ever love anything as much as dudes love their dicks. Altho considering all the privilege it offers them, can’t say I blame ‘em.

Men love their dicks too much to admit that there’s actually skill involved. We should be grateful for what we get!

The ones who have been marinating in mom’s basement for years are especially fatty and delicious, like a well-marbled steak.

also if men were better at fucking we women wouldn’t be so cranky all the time. You’ve had a dick for all these years and still don’t know how to use it?

*fires up the spit roaster*

Maybe men should stop being so fucking terrible but simultaneously forcing their way into power and we would stop talking about it.

Men aren’t terrible awful they have *some* positive qualities like being a tasty meal.

This is sarcasm right? Complain about something that isn’t sexism, call it sexism and then leave a pissy comment and tell us we need to get laid. The amount of stupid and levels of unawareness your comment has is hilarious.

Here is the world’s tiniest violin playing in tribute to your tears.