Still the greatest April Fools switcheroo of all time.

Pour one out

I’m absolutely devastated we lost Deadspin, but I am here for this kind of coverage on Jezebel. Rugby men for the win! 

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Jezspin forever

For Knicks fans at MSG, it’s just nice seeing a new face in Hell.

If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?

He couldn’t be more unqualified for his position.

A shit ton of people apparently, may not be your choice of social media but they still have a ton of users.

Dude’s a total mess who’s in way over his head. It is unacceptable that he’s “not familiar” with the specifics of some of these obvious hypotheticals. 

I can’t find the active user base, as that may be different.. but the user base for facebook is 190 Million people in the US. Thats over half the population. Don’t just brush off its influence cause you’re too cool for facebook.

Who the hell still uses Facebook besides housewives and grandparents who insist on sharing every inspirational quote and photos of their grand kids?

The year your grandfather turned one, 1925, the Yankees finished 69-85 (because Babe Ruth drank(?) himself into the hospital).

I’m sure he’s got opinions on plenty of Yankees as well since about 1955

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Oh fuck this noise. He got to see the 1927 Yankees in person and probably twenty something titles. Probably bitched about Torre not doing well enough as a manager because he was an Ital. 

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

A faulty storage device contained in every vehicle, which based on the description of the problem, will have a 100% failure rate over time, and makes the vehicle completely innoperable. Sounds pretty bad to me. 

I’ve seen this before. Someone in software is debugging something, ramps up the logging, fixed 6 the problem and either forgets to turn off the logging or the software manager re-tasks the software person to something else. A few years ago I showed up to investigate why a piece of equipment wasn’t working. The 2TB…

I guess GM has a long memory, after Patrick’s Camaro incident.