When I worked at a craft beer/pizza joint a popular menu item was our calzones. These were huge, and made fresh to order and took a while to cook. Our menu made note of this and it was there in writing that it could take over half an hour depending on how busy we were.

Great story. My neighborhood has a like-minded business (not a franchise, but a venerable BBQ joint). We have a few “known” homeless guys around here. One of them, Ray, has been a neighborhood fixture for years, he seems to support himself mostly by pulling scrap metal out of garbage cans and reselling it. He…

Yeah that’s fair. No way he becomes a superstar, but I think he could still be the point guard on a pretty good basketball team, and is an especially good point guard for a young developing team.

I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

My jaw has been open longer whilst reading these articles then it ever has been at the dentist, and I’ve had to have oral surgery.

I miss the good old days, when the tweet would’ve read:

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

Well, I was going to respond appropriately, but it appears others have already done so, and covered the significant rebuttals, so I’ll simply urge you to read them. You may also consider checking out some of the related articles, where several times we discuss the utility of BitTorrent beyond this extremely lazy “it’s…

As a guy whose become a bit more calorie conscious lately and working out, this picture makes me sad. I wish I was 20 again when I could probably scarf three of these down and my metabolism would just destroy these things like they were a salad. What a difference eight years makes.

I love that this basically sounds like A Capella Mighty Ducks Two.

Wow, it’s like a vision of what Darren Rovell would be like if he were competent. Good stuff.

This was hilarious, not even caring about Allen standing next to the rim:

No. Great Britain is an island, Ireland is a different island. The United Kingdom includes Northern Ireland, thus its full name: the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Ireland (the country) is not part of Britain or the UK.

Judges: Dylan, if you win, what will you do with your money?

I know the prevailing opinion is that simmons was/is a douche, and being such a homer was at times annoying, I have to say I love his columns. Strictly because they are entertaining, and he is only a little older than me, so most of his references are right up my ally. He’s a fanboy who writes in the style of fanboys,…

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

Seeing as how this website did not exist in the 1970s, probably not.