First, McDonald’s is not competing with Chipotle. They own it.

That guy makes me want to go jogging and put on real pants for most of the day, i.e. the opposite of eat McDonald’s.

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Even knowing the outcome, I started raging about halfway through that video. The ending though... So satisfying. So very very satisfying.

Re: the fake allergies

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

The sad part is a lot of non-chinese Asian restaurants end up putting some Chinese food on their menu, probably because its too much effort dealing with these basic people.

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

Pacquiao should bring Beadle and Nichols out during introductions and have one of them in his corner, holding a microphone.

TMQ folds its tent and steals off into BIG INTELLECT. As usual, I recommend you talk to everyone you know about why football is evil. Take long walks, especially on 4th down. Attend junior college football games of any division, if only to see what real hard work looks like. Appreciate the beauty of scantily-clad…

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY

You’re full of shit. I live in Los Angeles and listen to sports talk radio daily (which admittedly is pretty mediocre here). I’d say 85% of the talk show hosts and the callers side with Hamilton in this situation and think Arte Moreno is a total dickhead for how he handled the matter. In fact, two prominent talk hosts…

Too bad there’s not another team located 45 minutes north in a much more enticing city who can throw even more money than the Angels.

The Angels totally deserve this — not because of the idiotic contract they gave Hamilton in the first place, but because of how horribly they have treated him over the past couple of months.

I like to know who’s calling without looking at my phone so:

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

I was sitting two rows behind this, you can see my fleece in the video. It was amazing. It just landed in the cup and spun around like a golf ball. And then she slammed the beer. Another special Wrigley Moment™.

I love Mortal Kombat X and the franchise as a whole. This game plays great, but one thing I wish they would have done with MKX is to unlock fighters as you progress into the story or in some other ways. Not a fan of having every character unlocked from the beginning. Well.. except for one.. But, hey that’s just me I…

Duh, because it's base.