“...led to the Raiders starting Connor Cook in a Wild Card game against Brock Osweiler and the Texans. Let us never speak of that game again. Why do I even watch this fucking sport?”

The really amazing thing about 0-16.
Last years Browns were a straight up Hinkie Wet Dream of trust the process to lose as many games as possible by trading any vet worth a damn.
The 08 Lions were a veteran-laden team coming off a 7-9 record in 07, in which they started out 6-2. They even raised ticket prices that…

Can we at least use Ottawa’s attendance issues to get “purists” to quit pushing Quebec and Hamilton franchises that would struggle to support tepid hockey?

Let alone the constant bitching about how there shouldn’t be teams in the south and west?

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

Since January 2011, Aaron Rodgers has accomplished the following: a Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP, TWO NFL MVPs, and dragging a 2015 Packer team missing their TOP 5 RECEIVERS to within a whisker of the NFC Championship.

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

Cincinnati Zoo: where the shit flies faster than Skyline Chili blitzkrieging through your colon.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

This. Bob and Tom are unfunny goobers that need to go the fuck away.

Deadspin needs to add the star system for fan comments. Ian’s comment about night games being the NFL 3rd shift slayed me.

Fuck the Giants for ruining the country’s only chance to get Mercury Morris to shut the fuck up. I hate the Patriots too, but come on people, greater good.

Tends to happen when you are always 30 points down at the half.

Lifehack: If you shave and wear your cleanest shirt, Best Buy lets you “try” the tablets for up to six minutes or so.

“Ho boy, if this doesn’t pan out, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Library won’t let me use their computers anymore on a counta me tryin to sleep on the couches”

Cable Guy is twenty years ahead of its time.

GET UP, Johnny Football. Cleveland needs you!

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.