Only in the last 8 years? The Packers won 11 games in a row in Chicago from ‘94-’04

Stop lumping in Soldier Field with Lambeau as some historic temple of BLACK AND BLUE DIVISION FOOTBAW. The stadium was completely gutted in 2002 and since then its greatest moment featured a fan holding the ever-so-classy sign “Bears Finishing What Katrina Started”.

Also, the stadium is an inadequate piece of shit that…

They also think Chicagoans always eat deep dish, which is even more bizarre especially to south siders.

Yeah. Gotta slow down with it on the Electric line to the south suburbs though, since colored people can’t be trusted with bathrooms on trains.

You just brought back memories of watching the Packers-Cowboys “Don’t have NFL Network? Fuck you!” game in 2007 and suffering through Collinsworth and Bryant Gumbel on commentary. Actual quote from Collinsworth during that game: “DeMarcus Ware is a real tool!”

Went to Toronto once as a kid to visit the Hockey Hall of Fame. I felt bad for making my dad drive in that city. This was in 1997.

But BUFFALO?? Good God, move to Calgary or Vancouver or Ottawa or something.

And every week your D loses points because of whichever shit QB the Texans have that season throwing multiple pick-6s. I’ve been there.

Especially since the Avs have never honored the Nordiques’ retired numbers.

Shit, even in the 90's when they had some stability with Harbaugh and then Erik Kramer, they started Peter Tom Willis, Will Furrer, Steve Stenstrom, Moses Moreno.

The Lions were on a similar run for most of the 90's and 00's but then blundered into getting Stafford. Who has never won a damn thing and never will, but still would clearly be the best QB in Bears history post-Luckman.

A couple of years ago on Christmas Eve I had to drive across northern Indiana from Toledo to Chicago. One of the most fucking boring drives you can have east of the Mississippi, so I had the Colts-Raiders game where Derek Carr died on from WOWO in Fort Wayne. Now, if you listen to most NFL radio broadcasts every…

The stories of what a clusterfuck it was for people to get to the Super Bowl at that stadium were well documented and made Secaucus Junction sound like Altamont, but until this article I didn’t realize it was like that for regular season games too. Good Lord.

NFC East is the most hateable division in sports and it’s not even close. I suppose the AL East comes close, but even Canadians who hate the city of Toronto root for the Blue Jays, the only thing hateable about the Orioles is the owner, and no one cares about the Rays. And at least those teams don’t have their games…

Sinclair’s WNWO here in Toledo also has the “Terrorism Alert Desk” and a few months ago ran a series of stories about Toledo’s need for terrorism insurance coverage.

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Yeah. The Vikes will steamroll through the NFC playoffs, then in the Super Bowl Case Keenum will remember that he’s, you know, Case Keenum and the Pats will beat them 45-3.

Sounds like around the same time I delivered for Domino’s.
In the Chicago south suburbs. One of the world’s best areas for great pizza, you can imagine the kind of people who ordered Domino’s.

Yes. Especially at the original in Homewood out of the old oven.

Seriously. Nothing says “Ohio Turnpike rest stop food” like Sbarro.

Maybe. Places like Youngstown, Cleveland, Toledo and Hammond are blue enough, even if it’s more of the traditional Midwest “I’m selling my house if a black family moves into my neighborhood, but I guess I’ll vote how my union tells me” Democrats than real progressives. But rural northern Indiana or northern Ohio…