The Colts fan submissions were pretty good stuff considering the fan base is a bunch of fucking hayseeds who’ve been spoiled for the past 18 years.

Fuck Bob & Tom.

I’m a Packers fan. Packers-Lions is the longest continuous rivalry in the NFL, the Packers didn’t play the Bears in 1982 because of the strike. I live about an hour from Ford Field in Toledo.

I don’t hate the Lions. Not at all. There are at least 15 teams in the NFL that I dislike more. Hating the Lions is like beating…

5 greatest moments in a white Chicago sports fan’s history:

1) DA SUPER BOWL IN 85 DITKA MCMAAAHON DA FRIDGE DOSE WERE GREAT TIMES DAAAAD STILL HAAD HIS JOB AAAT DA STEELMILL AND DA BLAAAACKS STAYED OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
2) DAT PLAYOFF GAME WHERE DA PAAAACKERS LOST TO SEAAAATLE BECAUSE DA TIGHT END COULDN’T EVEN CATCH…

The east coast WYTS articles almost make worthwhile a steady diet of shitty Giants, Jets, Eagles and Redskins games every year. Almost.

Fuck Mr. Angie Harmon.

Oh fuck, I’m dying.

Yeah, maybe in Dilfer’s first couple of years as starter, but by 1997 the Bucs were trying to win every game 6-5 with Dungyball. I mean, Dilfer was so bad that Bucs fans very briefly thought Shaun King was their savior.

the fuck? Brad Johnson and Doug Williams had fewer passing yards than Dilfer in TB?

PLEASE Drew, let the Lifehacks continue in the Jamboroo this year.

Jed York. Because you always wanted to know what a young version of Bill Bidwell, Bill Wirtz and Harold Ballard would be like.

This was once one of the proudest franchises in all of sports, now they exist solely to troll me in fantasy.

If someone hasn’t watched a Waters movie or known someone from there, you don’t know how this is truly the worst accent in the entire English language. And I’ve lived most of my life in either south Chicago or Toledo, I know annoying accents.

San Diego will give Spanos what he wants, the Raiders will move to LA along with the Rams and SoCal will again have 3 teams that can’t sell out games.

But at least people cracking on Norv Turner’s face on Jim Rome’s show is funny.

Try living in Toledo and having those two as the local teams. Bars with Sunday Ticket here are jammed like Targets on Black Friday.

Can’t imagine how he got fired in Cincy.

I used to listen to that show when he did it with Artrell Hawkins, since the only other sports option in my market in 2013 was the even worse Tierney-Tiki-Jacobson shitfest on CBS Sports Radio. NOTHING is worse than Furman’s voice when you’re hung over.

lol Murph. “Heyyyyyyy say it like ya mean it...” (cue cheesy 1960s game show music)

Will never forget North referring to South Korean Cub Hee Seop Choi as a “Chinaman” regularly circa 2003.

Detroit’s idea of public transit is a MONORAIL. Literally. Just like on the Simpsons.

The ONLY thing Detroit has going for it is its low cost of living. That, and coney dogs are penicillin for hangovers.

Even the post-industrial hellholes of Ohio like Akron, Dayton, Youngstown and Toledo (I live right outside of Toledo) have a certain charm to them. Columbus is just antiseptic.

True, but it’s not like Texas is alone with that. You could also describe Detroit with those and add horrible winters, blight, and high crime. How the FUCK is Detroit as high as 22?

Yes. Every city in the fucking WORLD should use the experiences of both LA and St. Louis here as a lesson.