Kinda looks like an oversized child seat. Is there a mega sippy cup holder and plastic spinning “busy toy”?

Mack the correct term is  “there’s a crazy number” not “there’s a crazy amount”.

My dad is a TV repair man, he has the ultimate set of tools, I can TOTALLY fix this!

They can randomly cite any visible Jaguar there’s a 50/50 chance it’s been inoperable for 24 house (being generous)

I guess there are 2 types of rim jobs

Those aren’t stickers. They are digital analogous road “Tasters” that sense any variations in the road surface (water, ice, gravel, grey poupon, up to 6000 times per meter) and emit a morphing counter offset to accommodate the variation within the tire and transmit it to the drivers seat. Thereby eliminating any sense…

My daughters 2017 Jeep Patriot (which she picked despite my admonishments) The CVT (Continuous Variable Transmission) is one of the worst ideas ever foisted on the car buying public. When you accelerate, it feels like an over-sized rubber band is winding up and then unspooling. Oh, and the milage is atrocious! Add in…

The interior looks like someone scoped the interior of a healthy uterus.

I installed a Moroso deep sump oil pan on my 1968 Camaro Convertible. The thing hung about 2" lower than the lowest point on the engine cross mount, and the drain plug even lower. I hit a big dip in an intersection that spun the plug out and drained all 7 quarts in about 3 seconds. Good Times!

Our dog Skeeter has a bad reputation. The law finally caught up with him...

My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.