Dumb question, wouldn’t it have been easier to just keep it in the family and not tell anyone?

Yes and yes. Sorry, she should have kept her mouth shut. And sorry, it wasn’t his to give.

“Laura was rightfully given this stuff by Neil Armstrong, so it’s hers and we just want to establish that legally,”

Why would Indiana Jones have to become Indiana Joan, isn’t Jones the character’s surname? A man or woman could be called Indiana as well, so this could just be old Indiana’s namesake granddaughter.

First they came for the toothbrush mustache, and I did not speak out because I had no mustache.