Cows are actually pretty intelligent, they’re just extremely lazy

I double dog dare you Bullwinkle to lick that pole!

And here I was just thinking it was because they didn’t want the Moose tongues to get stuck on the cars...

That’s why I’ve never bothered with that Progressive plugin device. The way they want me to drive will get me killed in Houston.

1st Gear:

And despite all the push to 100% EV in a few years, I don’t think that’s feasible. EVs don’t handle all use cases...they lose a lot of range in cold weather and I know I’ve said it before, but the head of an EV truck startup told me that they are not good vehicles for towing/hauling. Unless that changes radically in…

Yeah, it’s not like we didn’t land on the moon 50 years ago. Hear that NASA? Throw that new rocket development in the trash, strap some people on a rocket and fire them off to the moon. You did your due diligence in the 60's, why do it again!?

With this GM news, and recent news that they will be hiring 3000+ software and electronics engineers all to accelerate EV development, its obvious they were waiting on a certain political outcome before making these moves.

No one at Jalopnik (besides Tracy) really understands how long it takes to develop a vehicle, do they?

Neutral: Luxury vehicles can better absorb the costs of EVs. You simply can’t make a $28k EV Silverado that competes with the current ICE Silverado. 

Midnight Madness?

Brian Johnson is relieved the R/V owner still has DC to power the rest of his appliances.

true, but I expect a 500hp jeep is going to wind up offroad whether or not the owner intends it to.

a decade ago, you say? i have to look that up.
i must have watched ‘afros and bellbottoms’ a good 20 times. if it were on right now, i’d watch the hell out of it.

This is the kind of movie where it barely even registers that you just saw the star roll just inches over an active sawblade, because everything around it is even more insane.

Although not an ideal situation, the U.S. government was between a rocket and a hard place.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted.

Who doth ordered this pie of dough and tomatoes from the land of Italy?

I hath arrived to fix thine cable box.

To make her case, she produced a witness before a church court. The witness said he saw the pair “applying themselves with zeal to the work of carnal intercourse” in a barn and that, even with the husband’s brother looking on and (sorry for the detail) helping out by literally lending a hand, the husband’s “rod…