Maybe not.

I think you may be right. Putting two asymmetrical lights between two large symmetrical lights draws too much attention to the difference.

Statistically, his odds of hitting a deer won’t change unless he changes his driving habits by driving on roads with less deer interaction or by not driving at the time of day that deer are most active and least visible.

Better be a muffuletta or nothing.

Once I learned that this happened in Louisiana, there was no way that anything mentioned in the article was going to surprise me. 

Neutral: Got the booster and flu jabs last night. I’ve have a life long hatred of needles, so I gave the Walgreen’s pharmacist a compliment on how well he administered it because I barely felt a thing. He seemed to appreciate that. My arm is still a bit sore at the injection spot, but that it. No side effects…

Why don’t we have flying cars?

Maybe it’s regional, but most people in my area pay at the pumps and then drive up to a parking space if they’re going inside to do anything else. Only people who are paying cash leave their cars to go inside. Well, mostly. There are those who will hog a pump while they buy coffee or whatever, and we have a name for…

I don’t know. Being a convicted child molester didn’t prevent Victor Salva from having a career.

Look at all those stars on your comment. That joke killed.

It’s Florida. I’m pretty sure that the gun came with the purchase of the car despite the make and model.

Because people pay $70 for the experience of fixing a flat tire themselves. It’s a game. It doesn’t matter whether or not what you’re doing in constructive. It’s about whether it’s fun or not.

A friend of mine thinks it looks ‘really cool’. He has the tastes of an 8 year old. At the end of the day, he’s too damned cheap to buy a new vehicle much less shell out the $$$ for a Tesla.

Of course the Popeye’s sandwich is better. All you have to do is put Popeye’s chicken on the cheap, crumbling store brand bread to make the best damn chicken sandwich you ever ate. 

If we’re talking a road trip, I suspect that you’d want something that you can eat while driving. Nothing sloppy or gooey. You’d want a simple burger or nuggets. Wendy’s is pretty good for that. If you want to take something home for the family, to quote Adam Sandler, “Popeye’s chicken is fucking awesome!” The problem…

Technically, that’s a drive-in and not drive-thru.

I like it when concept cars get a life as a prop car in movies and TV. Like the Dodge M4S Turbo Interceptor in The Wraith

Ah, summer! Where you’re just cruising in your Gremlin and decide to stop off at a roadside stand to stock up on fresh, locally farmed tennis balls.

Depends on the state. When I grew up, the game wardens were pretty much dicks who liked to fuck with people when they actually had some jurisdiction. I knew a couple of people who were heavily fined for picking up roadkill. Wardens would try and tack on extra if it was a young buck or doe with the reasoning that you…

Good thing they didn’t get pulled over by a game warden. Those tickets can eclipse traffic tickets in their cost. That looks like a young deer too. Hunting out of season and taking a deer before it’s matured can cause some serious pains in the wallet. Plus, it’s pretty stupid to pick up a deer. Those bastards can get…