I was more commenting on how your analogy doesn’t really fit, which is why I threw in the concept of taxes for roads as it is closer to what you were intending than what you were saying. OnStar has long been a GM subscription service as well as Sirus satellite radio, and a lot of people don’t renew after that first…

With a cellphone, I don’t expect to pay a monthly or yearly fee to use the integrated camera. I do expect to pay for use of the cell towers of the provider that I have a contract with. I can also take that phone to another provider if I wish.

Texas was an infrastructure issue and not related to power generation. California’s recent black outs has as much to do with the prevention of wildfires as some grids have been a contributing factor in the past. California is relying on more fossil fuels to make up for the energy lost to hydroelectric production due…

My hometown had an RC bottler. The Pepsi and Coke bottlers where in a town an hour away, so RC was always cheaper and more available. The great thing is that our RC plant had the regional contract for Dr. Pepper. The RC machines in front of the store that I worked at in high school were only a quarter. Pepsi and Coke…

The Photoshop work alone earns you a star.

A car with a whole family in it. 

The liner was created after several attempts at an exterior method of transporting large slabs of meat dubbed ‘Project Fred’ proved to be a dead end.

The more important question is, “Do you really want people who’d use an Uber while you’re asleep at night in your car?”

Reverse: My dad was a pipe fitter and worked for an Enron subsidiary in the late 90's. They offered him stock for a lesser wage. He didn’t take it, but he was kicking himself when it went through the roof. When everything went tits up, I said, “Bet you’re glad that you didn’t take that stock now, aren’t you?” 

Well, not silicone.

I’m ashamed at your lack of cultural sensitivity. Especially considering your popularity in China. This is a modern day version of an ancient Chinese ritual when new palanquins were carried around with an effigy of the goddess Wang-mu Niang-niang as a blessing of good fortune much like the western custom of…

It was a Michael Crichton book, wasn’t it?

They can already and do already do that. Cops are allowed to lie to suspects to illicit confessions. They can claim that they have DNA evidence even when it doesn’t exist to get a confession. Cops use the tactic a lot of time in traffic stops acting like they’re going to give someone a break on a ticket or something…

Most vans are ‘proof of sex’ vans with the booster seats and crushed Goldfish crackers on the floor.

It’s the 2020's. The only deed going on back there is a the application of Bengay and opening the pill box with the current day on it.

“Hush! I almost died in my car tonight! Must of been my defeat system.”

The ‘glass grill’ will added to the new Amazon delivery vans so that you can see the drivers pee into bottles.

I guess to give a better view of what’s in front of the truck for the driver. It was probably mostly used by the cops to see where they were hiding their meth.