I have friends who are simultaneously eagerly awaiting this show and dreading its arrival.

5th: Telsa is missing a deadline? Surely you can’t be serious.

I they aren’t throwing a bone to Reginald VelJohnson for at least Santa if not a return of Carl, then everyone involved in this can go straight to hell.

I think Stephan got #MeToo-ed a while back.

No, that is not Warp Speed. Discovery fucked around with a mode that is that, but Discovery is bullshit. Warp Speed is caused by warping the fabric of spacetime around the ship, propelling it at faster than light speeds. The ship stays within realspace.

I’m getting tired of the sexism and ageism in this country. Just because a woman over the age of 40 wants to have a perfectly healthy sex life, society brands her as an other to the point that they even evict her from her home! She clearly has an eating disorder if she is only 80 lbs. But is this not something that…

Yada, yada. 

My favorite line is, “Just because I have kids, that doesn’t mean that my life has to change.” Yes, yes it does. 

My brother’s dog is more well behaved than his kids and didn’t cost anywhere near as much.

It’s just a ploy to get people to buy the KISS brand vaccine. 

He was mostly playing a character on that show. It wasn’t so much Gene Simmons as it was an amped up version of his public persona. KISS has always been, especially with Gene, about these larger than life characters. At the end of the day, Gene wants money. Gene don’t get money if his fanbase can’t buy tickets to…

I was with a group of friends the other day, and they were all talking about having to shuttle their kids around to all the different activities and how much it cost (the lessons and equipment/clothes). In the middle of it all I just opened up my wallet and acted shocked. “There’s money in my wallet! How is there…

They tried their best to push up ticket sales, but in the end they were sagging.

3rd: During Katrina, we were without power for a couple of weeks. We had a camp stove and plenty of canned goods and bottled water. Once the roads were clear enough, we got out of the area and stayed with family in unaffected areas. The real bitch of it all was how humid it was afterwards. I mean, we always had high…

“Alright, we can’t call the team ‘The Water Towers’. Is there anything else about your town?”

“We say ‘Y’all’ a lot.”

“That seems pretty common in this area of the country.”

“No, we say it enough that we put it on the water tower.”

“You know what, fuck it. It’s almost 5. The Florence Y’Alls it is.”

Was he wearing overalls and a straw hat while smoking from a corn cob pipe?

Neutral: The Ida tracked further west than they originally thought. That put us out of the direct path once it made landfall. Despite being in the northeast quadrant, it’s been pretty tame here with just some slight rain. Just checked up on relatives and friends on the Gulf Coast, and they’re all alright.

They didn’t bribe me. They sent me a letter asking for a bribe.

Depends. My step-father’s sister married a highway patrolman. From what he said, they’d get orders from up high to write more tickets for lower speeding infractions to show that they were enforcing the law and promoting safer driving. It’s a pretty well known secret that most patrolmen here give people breathing room…

Neutral: I’ve only gotten a couple of speeding tickets over almost 30 years of driving. That’s not to say that I’m not prone to go over the speed limit. I just do it now on long trips on open highways and interstates, and then only about 10 over the posted limit. The last one I got was about 3 years ago going through…