Three people in a Corvette? Doing 150 in a 15mph zone? 2:18 in the AM? I think that we can figure out what was going on here without the police report. A classic case of vehicular douchebaggery.

So what you’re saying is... race motorcycles.

They should actually give him a golden parachute and then throw him out of a plane with it.

Monkey Man Has David Schwimmer’s Child

I just imagine a 1930's portly guy with a cigar and suspenders pointing to every body of water while yelling, “Dam it! Damn it! DAM IT!!!!”

It’s a Chef Boyardee spaghetti western... in space.

You say that now.

How’s he supposed to holla at his boys as he passes by with the window closed?

I’ll give this a shot. I don’t like that they went for the Snake Mountain playset design over the original animated series one as it is actually better. Snake Mountain was a cool toy, but it wasn’t as cool and foreboding as the cartoon version. 

I’m sick and tired of all the anti-Tesla articles on this so called ‘website’. Elon Musk is a god amongst men, and you should bow down... Wait... Sorry... Sorry... I thought that this was a Torch article. Carry on.

Good ole reasonable Whoopie ‘It wasn’t rape-rape’ Goldberg.

Came here to post this myself. Glad to see that fellow Jalops were already on the job.

This is one of those times where we have to understand the overall implications and how they are actually for the greater good. Let’s not forget the Miranda Warnings come from overturning the conviction of another rapist. Like, his he wasn’t wrongly convicted because the cops did something wrong. He was very much…

I think he’s in the middle of a race war.

Son of a bitch! Don’t tell me that the Post Office is going to be overrun with whiny white guys with guns and horned hats!

If my stupid cousin were to drive it, it’d be a Simp in a Pimped Gimp Imp Chimp.

It can easily be done with an update to the grid since fiber lines are being put into newly manufactured power lines. So any area that gets new power lines will also have fiber access by default.

They may not have liquid assets, but they can very easily borrow against those assets. It’s how the tech bros rolled when their companies went public. They couldn’t cash out their stocks, but they could borrow against them to buy those Lambos. Musk could easily leverage his Tesla stock to borrow money that he could…

Damnit, Erik! You’re not supposed to be talking about the Lizard-men!