So where was the outrage when the entire cast wasn’t present on the cover of Essence?

This article does not contain good financial advise. The only problem with “Spend less than you earn” is that it does not explain enough. That’s not a surprise since it’s one line.

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If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

Whenever India comes up the patronising, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou tone of commenters is terrifying enough to drive me off Jezebel.

The problem with institutionalized trigger warnings is twofold.

I’ve never been into the show. To me, it always reminded me of when every comic book decided to go “grim and gritty” in the 90s. One most juvenile things to believe is that constant senseless hopelessness and violence are somehow inherently mature. It’s a 13 year old boy’s vision of what adult art should be like.

I’m both sad about this and feel that Shearer can get fucked in the ear. BOTH THINGS ARE TRUE!

The Simpsons should have been canceled after Phil Hartman died, though arguably the season before his last (Season 8) was the last ‘great’ one. The Simpsons has been neither funny nor culturally relevant since the late 90’s.

Although departed from the Simpsons, Harry Shearer is still out here owning Twitter trolls.

“Wait, when normal people stop working they stop getting paid? That’s messed up.”

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.

People, companies and industries can do more than one thing at once.

Twibbon is the stupidest fucking word I ever heard

JK Rowling has given 1 million Pounds to New Labour.

I for one will welcome our new overlord.

Ok, this is just a tiny bit a bridge too far. Don't threaten people's bodily safety, even in jest. (Or am I imposing my Western, privileged view onto your cultural tradition?)

I think sarahk2k swallowed a book on theortical discursive lingo and is hellbent on using it since it's so much easier to disappear into your pseudo academic ivory tower instead of actually giving a shit.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.