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You know....I haven’t seen a slideshow in a few days. Maybe they’ve backed off on em. (watch, later today i’ll see one.)

“Thanks for the access” tweets is a great way to put it. I don’t understand why Gizmodo continues to post them though in aggregate. Who enjoys these? Is it just to drive page clicks?

He is by far the most easily ignored when he has positive reactions (and even reviews). I’m sure he is nice and all of that but I don’t think he’s capable of being critical.

Germaine Lussier seems like a nice man.

If only there was a cutscene where you can throw Vlatko Andonovski out the door like Jazz on Fresh Prince

A phone is what I call a ‘party camera’. I use the same term for a small point and shoot camera, but few people use those anymore. It’s the camera you pull out for quick snaps.

except for the times it’s been revealed they were recording who called and getting the info on the caller. Never trust HR further than you can spit.

But, I don’t like to hear my own voice. :(

There's literally a setting to configure how many Quicksave slots to have. It's not the devs fault they didn't go through the settings 

Baldur’s Gate 3 seems to delete your quick saves as you accrue them.

I always assumed that my quicksave would overwrite the previous one.

Save Scumming, Pro Edition.

Bro most games use 1-3 quicksave slots at most. The 25 default here is already anomalously high. Expecting your F5 spamming to keep you permanent bookmarks for when you wanna get your rocks off is wild lmao

This is 100% on you. Assuming the game will let you fill up all your storage with game saves (by default!) is insane. At most, games will only have 100 save slots, though the vast majority just keep three to five

If I roll my eyes more, I'll lose them inside my skull.

What’s really even worse than the CF, is the way the ends are attached to it with literally an inch thick band of epoxy that’s under shear, with no kind of clamp ring or backup bolts or anything. Ends probably popped right off while the CF squished like a toilet paper tube in your fist does. Yes, I work in engineering

So OceanGate's lawyers are going to say it's COVID's fault that taking a glue bottle down to deep ocean pressures was why Rush didn't know it was a dumb idea. You know instead of the pilot/engineer he fired or goddamn common sense.

You don’t withdraw from your retirement accounts to pay off debts, you take out a 401k loan and pay yourself back.
It’s definitely important to make sure you’ve fixed the bad habits that put you in that situation but I highly encourage people with high APR% debt that have healthy 401k balances to look into a 401k

We are absolutely going to learn someday that this dude fucked an armadillo but wouldn’t admit it.

It’s almost like taking advice from TikTok about absolutely anything is a terrible idea.