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Dr. Turk Turkleton
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Wait, just how long has 2021 been? Hitman 3 came out this year? Jesus Christ.

Even a good player’s place in the system can be compromised by the tenor of her voice.

This App Lets You Browse the Internet on Your Apple Watch

It would have made more sense if the sentence that followed it actually preceded it: “Moissanite is naturally occurring but not in large enough chunks to be cut into usable gems.”

When I was ring shopping for my fiancée, the price of a blood diamond from Tiffany or other jewelers was literally 5x the equivalent lab diamond. The natural diamond jewelers also try to scam you on the “lab diamonds don’t hold their value, and if you want to upgrade, you can always trade in your natural diamond for

I’m a straight, cisgender male who was on the usual apps (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, OKC, etc) for a while before meeting my fiancée and deleting them. My experience was to move to meeting up in person sooner rather than later, usually after a few days, and definitely no longer than a week. Once a date was set, I’d

It works much better now, though you only see the macro mode toggle when you get close to something, so you still have to rely on the phone to guess when you’re trying to take a macro shot, but at least it doesn’t do all the wonky automatic lens switching.

The toggle also only appears if you’re using the wide angle or

Out of all the features, the dedicated macro mode button is the one I most anticipated, and I can’t believe the auto-macro made it out of initial beta testing. It was so glitchy and finicky. It would randomly switch on while I was framing a shot with the regular wide angle lens and then refuse to turn off, resulting

Nitro tabs only help relieve the symptoms of angina. They’re not some magic antidote to a heart attack. No amount of nitro tabs are going to save a guy who has a massive MI. 

Can someone post a .jif of the moment in question?

Until Microsoft adds back drag and drop on the task bar, the ability to ungroup task bar icons, and the ability to show full names on task bar icons, my best productivity feature of Windows 11 is the fact that it’s (for now) an optional upgrade.

One major downside? It’s locked to a single iPhone, and a single Hyatt account holder (one that’s currently logged in). You can’t share the key with a friend or family member.

Midwestern indeed. Suburbs of St. Louis. 

Wow, someone sure is salty over pronunciation. I am well aware that the creators prefer the soft G sound, but as you yourself admit, current dictionaries accept either pronunciation, and I happen to prefer the one that makes the most sense to me within the bullshit, completely nonsensical and arbitrary rules of

Wow, someone sure is salty over pronunciation. I am well aware that the creators prefer the soft G sound, but as you yourself admit, current dictionaries accept either pronunciation, and I happen to prefer the one that makes the most sense to me within the bullshit, completely nonsensical and arbitrary rules of English

Install an adblocker” should have been numbers 1, 2, and 3. 

A representative for Sony, Uncharted’s publisher, confirmed to Kotaku that you need only own one game to nab the upgrades for both. In other words, popping a physical copy of Uncharted 4 into your PS5 will grant you access to the upgraded version of Uncharted: The Lost Legacy (and vice versa).

I had an ex who pronounced “chipotle” as if it was spelled “chipolte,” i.e. “chipoltay.” I couldn’t decide if it would be worse to correct her or just ignore it, at the risk that she would say it incorrectly in a setting that would be more embarrassing than our living room.

Also, hard G gif until I die. 

Agree 100%. I don’t need my photo album full of pictures of all the random shit at the grocery store that I’ve texted to my fiancée to see if we need.