You’re forgetting the best part: this thing would have heritage and access to the best car name of all time!

Wait, so I’ve been breaking the rules of physics this whole time? Every app I’ve ever bought has been paid for with my PayPal account. Trust me, I know, because I get the super-annoying two receipts each time (one from Apple, one from PayPal.) I wish I’d known that was unusual, you guys could have written a story…

Uhhh... what?? I bought an identical one for $2,800 in 2012. You’re telling me these things have appreciated multi-fold in the last 5 years?

Apart from the semantic distinction you so snootily pointed out, yes, they are essentially ads. Companies pay them to promote deals and sales, and said promotions then show up on all kinds of blogs whether we want to see them or not. For instance, all Gizmodo readers were served this post despite it having almost…

Apart from the semantic distinction you so snootily pointed out, yes, they are essentially ads. Companies pay them…

Maybe I wasn’t clear enough in my reply: I have been using Paypal on iOS devices (if that means iPhone/iPad/iPod) for years; actually that is the ONLY payment method I have used with iTunes and App Store, forever...

Did I miss something...?

It’s actually a Bob Dylan song that was made famous by Old Crow Medicine Show, then Darius Rucker covered it.

Its a reference to a Darius Rucker song lyric (So rock me momma like a wagon wheel) thats been modded to refer to locking the Wagon’s steering wheel over in a turn whilst being generous with the throttle....im guessing.

Hey there, do you wear clothing?

Because some people’s eyes have strong reactions to chlorine.

Oh I don’t know....contacts, saltwater.....

The combination of chlorine or saline wrecks havoc on my eyes, beyond that my eyes do not see nearly as well in water as they do in air.

“IT BURRRRNS!!! IT BURRRNS!!!!”
No chlorine or dirty lake water in my eyes, thanks.

I don’t think I get it, Pikes Peak is the second oldest american racing only losing to Indy 500

but you can’t post pictures with the Windows 10 app

Thanks for the Safari workaround. I couldn’t make the Chrome trick work for me, but the Safari worked perfectly.

And in Safari:

Neat trick!