This isn’t the kind of triangle I signed up for...

Gas station attendants?

I’m taking it that you really don’t understand Jason Torchinsky, and thus I realize - yet again - that Jalopnik is sometimes read by 4 year olds.

*Furiously gobbles Dippin Dots*

That is true, but antique and custom / retro vehicles often have had those chrome shades over their headlights (and in the case of Harley and Indian motorcycles, the front spotlights and turn signals).

I believe the proper term is governor covernor.

My guess is that degreed crankshaft pulley comes in handy for camshaft timing. With a little power to begin with, you want to make sure you are losing as little as possible to improper valve train timing. That is my guess anyway.

If you look at the preorders, they’re huge. Biggest ever. At least 1.5m preorders. Most preorders in history. Only crooked media shows empty booths. Fake news! We have the alternative facts to prove it!

Headline should read: Faraday future did what no other car company is dumb enough to.

Faraday Future/Pence 2020!

This is why you never, ever see a car company start a public fight with a contractor like Faraday Future did earlier today on Twitter.

Who the hell is running Faraday Future? Sean Spicer?

I could see someone in Oregon putting that on their gas flap just to add to the confusion and misery that is a gas station attendants life even without such conflicting instructions. Those poor people, there is usually one person, shuttling between 4 cars and everyone is mad because they know how to pump gas.

Ahhhhh - thanks! The idea of a device to slow down a Type II just seems like madness to me, but I get it.

“I’m not sure there’s a greater act of misguided optimism than putting a shade over the top of one of these pre-1962 VW taillights. I mean, I get you don’t want the liability of blinding anyone with that tiny 6V light behind that red lens, sure. Maybe it’s been upgraded to LEDs, and this owner just isn’t taking any…

Yeah it could be security against gas siphoners.

“Go Away” = “Don’t steal my fuel”

Massive Bill Burr fan checking in here. That Philly performance was masterful. Downright amazing.

As much as I love George Carlin and believe he truly was a genius, the one thing I wish he had done better was “stay in the bit”. He always seemed annoyed that people were interrupting the joke by laughing in the middle. Anything that got a chuckle or a cheer he would simply repeat as if he were waiting for the…

New Bill Burr on Netflix at the end of the month. So Excited. He is a fantastic comic and one of the few standup people I can rewatch and enjoy