Hot take, but well-to-wheel emissions per mile are objectively lower in an electric car on the American power grid, and WAY lower on many European power grids. (In short, emissions from the power plants divided up among all electric cars are measurably lower than the combined emissions output of the same number of…

This just in: If you regularly road trip 200 miles to see your grandma, a Model 3 isn’t the car for you. For the rest of humanity, it’s just fine.

Why? I think it’s actually perfect. They’re known for their safety, and their logo is the symbol for iron (they used to make iron stuff) It fits.

Yes, they definitely didn’t come up with the symbol for Mars after the symbol for iron or anything.

Bless you!

45 bucks for a bulb that will eventually burn out

I’m pretty sure any color-changing bulb can be programmed to do that. I have a cheapo knock-off Hue called Delite, and it can easily be programmed to change color and/or brightness according to a schedule you set. For example, 6 AM orange, 6:05 AM yellow, 6:10 AM white, 7 AM turn off (for when you go to work, etc.) …

Christ, this is the best photography I’ve seen on Jalopnik in at least a year. Absolutely stunning. All my favorite classics and contemporaries all in one show. One thing that strikes me is how well the Enzo is aging, it still looks like a brand-new fighter jet from the future, 15 years later.

You see, I find the bus fantastic for these reasons: It is air-conditioned properly, and most of the time empty. Thus you get a seat. Also you don’t have to worry about hipsters or jackasses who bring their bikes on, because the bus driver isn’t having any of that shit.

You’re right, sending a harmless tweet is essentially the same as rape. The internet never fails to amaze with its bulletproof logic!

You’re right! Fuck websites for reporting on anything bad. It encourages the bad guys. Only happy news reporting from now on!

Next, David’s going to write about all the “Secret” stuff that happens when you mow the lawn, such as the grass being cut and gasoline being used up.

No.

No.

Should he also post an article about how to secure your Zune?

That doesn’t affect the activation lock feature whatsoever.

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Let’s just say, they were quite excited at what they saw.

Reddit’s design being minimal (it is) does not automatically translate to “well-designed” (it is not.) It is minimal not because it has been cleverly boiled down to the most simple and user-friendly design, but because it was thrown together a hundred years ago in the years of Web 1.0 and never changed, apart from…

People are flawed, therefore we should adopt all-or-nothing rules.