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This isn’t the New York Times. If you don’t like a guy’s blog, don’t read it.

I fuckin’ lost it at some of these. Chrysler Uh Iono... Acura Pizzajazz... and the joy of imagining a 3-wheeled Lexus 3x3Cutrix.

That pun was terrible. Go FXX-K yourself.

It’s more characters on the screen, but much easier for a computer to process. “the the the the the” involves no computer logic or processing, it’s a one-to-one list. “5 of them,” while quite simple, requires an extra several steps for a machine to usefully translate.

I, too, enjoy pretending that I’m too dumb to parse semantic vagueness in a simple English headline.

This is crap. They can’t ‘speak‘ anything. They can parse english and categorically answer.

Hyperbole?? Elon Musk would never deal in hyperbole; he’s the greatest mind the human race has ever seen.

Machines already speak in machine language - 1's and 0's

I am blown away by how much money you can charge nowadays for a tiny leather strap.

I am blown away by how much money you can charge nowadays for a tiny leather strap.

Works in macOS command line as well.

There are so many incredibly obvious flaws in this I can’t tell if this is real or satire on tech illiteracy. Just in case you’re serious, I’ll address the two major ones:

“without consent”

“Sorry Beth, this isn’t a matter of opinion, it is fact.”

Confusing or not, I think any “ass lineup” is pretty great.

However rarely is it this large of a $$ gap.

Can you post versions of these photos that aren’t Windows-98-desktop-sized?

I think this is the most intense case of “living under a rock” I’ve ever seen.

Don’t even tell him about the KKK turbo a few posts down.

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