The F12 was discontinued, it’s the 812 Superfast now.

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Yeah, I’m afraid in my case it was a decilol. Try harder next time. /s

Well obviously it depends who you are. If you want something that is ergonomically set up for kids, you can’t beat a minivan. If you want something that is stronger and set up for hauling “stuff”, get an MDX or GX.

Yeah, but then you look like you’re driving a blue whale down the road.

Get with the times, man. The “strapped-to-the-back-of-the-seat” driving position is the accepted norm now.

Question: Why do even clean Brats look like they’ve been collecting dust?

What?! Invasion of my privacy! I’m going to start going over my dashcam footage to make sure I don’t come across any cars with this technology.

FAKED! You just sped up the video!

That seems to be how most refresh-redesign cycles go, to be fair.

What metric would you suggest instead?

If by “invested in” you mean “have bought two 12-packs”, then sure

If by “invested in” you mean “have bought two 12-packs”, then sure

Nope, never had the bars. I don’t want diarrhea any more than you do. I’ll stick with the drinks.

Nope, never had the bars. I don’t want diarrhea any more than you do. I’ll stick with the drinks.

One Soylent product (nothing in this article) gets recalled because less than 1%* of its users got diarrhea. Soylent fixed the problem immediately by switching their algae supplier. And yet the idiots on the internet still can’t stop guffawing “Durrrr Soylent gives you diarrhea!”

One Soylent product (nothing in this article) gets recalled because less than 1%* of its users got diarrhea. …

And I would urge you to do a little more research first. Soylent food bars were the only product recalled, nothing in this article. And they solved that problem a long time ago by switching their algae supplier. Case closed.

And I would urge you to do a little more research first. Soylent food bars were the only product recalled, nothing…

Sorry, but this is one of the only jk’s I would actually drive because it doesn’t look like some sorority girls favorite car

The revolting hideousness of the Rendezvous only solidifies my dislike of the Aztek.

Such a shame “Benign” got attached to that, as their Benign Scrambler was awesome...

I don’t get it. Those are some of the best rear ends I’ve seen on a mass-market sedan in a long time.

people stopped wasting money on half-measures and go for the real deal, e.g. AMG GT-S