I’m sure 75% of the miles were at 65 in the left lane.

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

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Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

So the engine that the Dart desperately needs is going into the Wrangler.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

Holy fuck, crotchfruit. I have never heard that term before. My world is now changed for the better; thank you.

“I married this name and fortune, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let someone else earn any money from it!”

Teresa is just trying to hold all the rights to Earnhardt name and all the profit that goes with it. She has nothing else other than the name to make money from. That’s why she doesn’t want the kids using the name, because there’s no money for her in it.

America is the worst goddamn country to ever rule the world. I emplore everyone to vote for Trump this coming November so we can put this grand experiment out of its misery. Make America dead again.

74) Pudgy Pig: If MODOK were a pig and wore a galea. Based on the legend of Circe on Zyuranger.

I’ll buy it, and I’ll play it, and I’ll get stuck in the damn sewers beneath Xizor’s palace, and I'll give up in frustration. Because some things deserve to be experienced the way they were meant to be experienced, and this is precisely how Shadows of the Empire was meant to be.

I PAID FOR THIS DREMEL AND DAMMIT I’M GONNA USE IT

i bought an XJ a couple weeks ago. i blame you

The answer is always XJ.

There was a time when “Made in Japan” meant poor quality, Ditto “Made in Korea”.

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

Huh?

No, and trust me, neither can my former bosses.

My nine year old girl can take off tires with an impact