“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Will we ever stop?
Yo, we don’t know...
See the green flag, and we go!
To the extreme we race our cars like a vandal...
On the track we burn our comp like a candle...

Those seats. My Lord. I’m in love

I gotchoo, fam.

Someone forgot to tell Tesla that they don’t have model years:

someone once said: dude, your ideas are David Tracy levels of stupid.

I’m starting to see why they made that comparison.

Fiat drivers

$2,000 to change a head gasket?!?!?!?! If there was ever an engine that won the “Easiest Head Gasket on Earth to Change in 30 Minutes or less” it’s the 4.0. Wow.

Looking for a vehicle that will be (mostly) reliable and last for a long time with a bit of wrenching. I’m starting to think...

I’m sure that this was what most people expected your trip TO Moab to be like, so it’s nice that your Jeep held up as long as it did. And I’ve spun out in the snow on I-70 in Colorado (right outside the west end of the Eisenhower Tunnel) so I know how terrifying it is to lose control and hit the highway divider, and…

See, the problem is you basically told the Jeep (and by extension us) that you only wanted to drive it TO Moab... Nothing in there about getting home. Seems to me the Jeep upheld it’s end of that particular bargain pretty well...

Too modern for the discriminating Fiat owner. They all use something old school like Wepcrawler.

Idiots, you’ll love this one simple search.

My parent’s 1970 280SL (Pagoda). I think I last drove it in 2002... my dad’s mechanic kept telling him to sink some serious cash into it to fix it, but my dad always insisted on spending the least amount of money into it to keep it running.

The 1955 Porsche Speedster with SCCA history that has sat under a tarp for 40 years behind my great cousin’s garage - alongside a VW 21 window bus, two split-window bugs, a round window bug, a MkI GTi, a Bug-Eye Sprite, some sort of Desoto, a Graham-Nash, a rad was-brand new Hodaka - and the barn full of extra racing…

When I lived in New Jersey, I used to pass by this house just outside of Mount Laurel that had a gold Citroen SM and three Thunderbird convertibles (two ‘65s and a ‘66) parked in the back. One day, I worked up the nerve to knock on the door and inquire about the Thunderbirds (I knew the Citroen would be way out of my…

This one still hurts... a 1988 Toyota Pickup 4x4 manual. Bought non-running from a farmer’s field in Kentucky, complete with shotshells under the seat and rat’s nests where carpet should have been. I was sure all it needed was a fuel pump sensor, sure all it needed was some emission sensors, sure all it needed was…

A car or should I say truck that has been in my sights since a saw it... A 1978 Dodge Lil’ Red Express

Check out those twin alternators:

Spoiler alert: a “pickup truck” with a Nissan badge, no matter its merits, is NOT fit for Texas. If it has a bed, it had better be from one of the Big Three.