The first time it happened took a screenshot and posted to twitter that I thought my game was broken. Nope. Just... looks like that. 

The Jeep Gladiator ad where they crushed a classic one that was in nice shape

The fact that Pete’s return was wasted on that episode made it so much worse too. 

The first scene with it where, I think it’s chloe, lists off all it’s features always had me in stitches.

But that’s nothing compared to the stride gum episode. 

Netflix Fast and Furious: Spy Racers

I genuinely don’t understand how this show has like, 5 seasons. It’s AWFUL. I know it’s for kids but even kids shows should have better standards than this. 

Yeah, clearly they used capital numbers for the MPH and lower case numbers for the km/h 

Cops in America being racist Nazis isn’t shocking at all. 

The correct answer here would have been “Piano black plastic” it’s tacky and cheap and awful and looks terrible in EVERY application. 90's GM plastic is superior. 

I mean, while growing up I could hear a dog whistle and read every single line on the eye chart. Practically kryptonian. 

I am good at touchtyping. But no, this isn’t even remotely equivalent, because when you are touchtyping your hands are resting on home row. When your are driving your hands are on the steering wheel and your center stack is arms length from you. Steering wheel controls, sure, I don’t have to look. If I have to take my…

There’s more than fluids that would need to be changed. Cars aren’t meant to sit. If you were to buy this to drive, you’d want to do a rebuild on it. Every gasket, anything made of rubber, goes through entropy, and would probably need replaced. And then you’d crater the value. It wouldn’t make sense. 

I have NEVER in any vehicle I’ve ever been in or owned been able to operate anything in the center stack without looking. Buttons, touch screen, I still have to look.
I genuinely do not get how people can do it by feel. 

How do you know?

The current ones are falling apart and spontaneously combusting. The USPS needs a new platform.

If you tried to drive it, you’d destroy it. Cars aren’t meant to sit. It’d probably need a full rebuild. 

Conversely, does anyone know a reliable way to remove the damn things? They are such an eyesore. 

Alternatively “Ford sold every bronco they could make”

That’ll buff out right? :(

What the absolute hell of a neighborhood have you managed to find yourself living in?!

My local ford dealer has them as loaners and my reaction when we were loaned one was “Are you trying to make people hate ford?”