$33 when I bought it plus a $20 gift card promotion 

$33 when I bought it plus a $20 gift card promotion 

SO not the lowest price ever for that toaster. It was $33 at one point. Plus there was a $20 gift card promotion for something at the time that knocked it down to $13 as well.

Quite like it, it’s nice to actually be able to see your toast, toast. 

SO not the lowest price ever for that toaster. It was $33 at one point. Plus there was a $20 gift card promotion for…

Funny, I’ve never had a time when the stock blubs DO provide enough light. 

I wouldn’t use my high beams as much if my low beams weren’t so damn dim.

Jalopnik isn’t going to have any writers left at this rate. 

Good lord. I think you had a little oil in your water. 

The flyovers are propaganda. 

Can we just please get one that’s about tuner cars again instead?

What’s wrong with proudly displaying an overt symbol of racism and treason?

Wait I think I answered my own question. 

I’ve actually met parallel universe Torchinsky whose dad had a boring car.

He’s super into old trains. He can go on and on for hours about railroad lanterns. 

What do you mean, it’s Michigan. Once road legal always road legal. 

We can compromise here. Uses a Raptor to tow a 4th-gen Camaro

you do NOT want to know what a miller-meteor ambulance/hearse goes for today. 

The mandatory Ohio drivers education course taught us that of course.

Honestly it wasn’t until I started commenting on Jalopnik that I had even HEARD of the idea of a “passing lane” 

Ohio has a different culture about left lane/right lane.

It’s only recently that the left lane has been considered for passing here. I was taught you pick a lane and stick in it. The right lane is for traffic that is either entering or leaving the expressway, or traffic that is going slower than the posted limit. Like…

I’m shocked! Shocked!
Ok, not that shocked. 
I mean, anyone from Ohio could tell you NO ONE IN MICHIGAN CAN DRIVE.

Sinclar is the worst, not because it’s bad but because it contributed to the falsehood that “Gas is dinosaur juice” 

Anything is better than the endless sea of boring silver white and black we paint our cars in.

A super detailed clean engine bay on an old car is a sign you might want to run from the deal. One that’s a bit dusty, you’ll be able to tell if it’s been leaking fluids lately, one that’s spotless....

WHY is it spotless? Are they hiding something? 

Given detriot is east of chicago I’d hope not.