BETTER BOSSES AND DUNGEONS PLEASE

You know what’s better? Carabiner clip, plus beltloop, means I never have to think about or worry about misplacing my keys (which I used to do CONSTANTLY) again.

Also, not being able to get into and start your car isn’t really a thing. Most fobs have a backup key and a way to start the car if the battery dies. Mine…

You know they could easily solve this by having an employee in the rear cab. 

You know they could easily solve this by having an employee in the rear cab. 

“nobody anywhere can be turned on by that”
Oh you naive tropical fish.

It’s also got a very suspicious slit molded into the crotch.
Oh, and the boobs are made of a “soft material”

You somehow missed the very suspicious crotch molding. 

Most decent ones have a self cleaning feature. I run that while I’m doing my business, and the water is nice and warmed up by the time I’m done. I started out with one that was just cold water and it was fine... until winter came. Then it got to be TOO COLD to handle. 

Most decent ones have a self cleaning feature. I run that while I’m doing my business, and the water is nice and…

It means, give the richest people less money. 

The dude builds his own helicopters.

BUILDS HIS OWN HELICOPTERS. 

A DMC-12 is slower than a Neon. 

I mean... for a large majority of capitalist corporations... you aren’t wrong.  

I can’t stand using the internet on my phone. Give me a computer over it every chance I get. 

I’m torn. I find “patina’ to be freaking nonsense.

On the other hand, *raises middle finger to every HOA*

I’m so sick of assholes like you telling people what a certain job is “meant for”

How about this, if someone is working a job, ANY JOB DOING ANY FUCKING THING, they should make a living wage with benefits. Be that at a bank, an uber driver, at Mcdonalds or Walmart, or an insurance agency or a zoo or a factory or wherev…

The good thing is, if you get the Liberty, the junkyards around here are LITTERED with them so parts are easy to come by. I’m not kidding either. LKQ Toledo has 13 of them.
My other half just got rid of hers. You wouldn’t BELIEVE how bad of a condition the engine was in while still running. An entire bank of plugs…

My uncle had a regular cab v6 with the bench seat.

Regular cab bench seat = MISERABLE. Just miserable. Impossible to get comfortable in for any stretch of time.

We on the other hand 2. Both were club cab (which is the best of both worlds. Back seat, usable, but still with a big bed). One was the 5.2 with 4wD. My dad’s…

That’s why were are all cheering this one time they didn’t. 

Yeah, but this is more fun than the subject of A-10 replacements which is simply “there are none, the end.” 

I REALLY REALLY want to see you give the J10 this kind of love.