Strip naked, shave your head, burn the plane to the ground. All luggage will need to be sacrificed.

Knock like 10K off and include all the track day bro parts and we’ll talk. It’s too close in price to a clean one to try to restore to street use. It’s too much for a worn track weapon.

I might just jump on that solar light deal. I’ve got 4 on the side of my house now... and 3 are dead.

I might just jump on that solar light deal. I’ve got 4 on the side of my house now... and 3 are dead.

Good Riddance to bad rubbish.

I tried to make a flowchart of all the changes since 2000, but I couldn’t find a posterboard big enough. Need one the size of the charlotte jumbotron.

It’s not even a junker, it’s a pretty nice gti.

You do know that Rick isn’t straight right?

BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!! BUY IT!!!
BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!!
BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! 

*whispers* buy it

I’ve always knew it’s an adorable little go-cart but holy crap I didn’t realize it was THAT small. I thought it was like the size of the 500, not dwarfed by it.

time to burn that hat.

Hi. I’m here for the zipper merge party.

Of course the crazy bastard has on a NRA hat.

Did you factor in whether or not stadiums had bertman ballpark mustard? Because if not, then no sale. Basically, this list needs to come down to Progressive Field, and the rest.

Every bit of that’s dissipating energy though.

It is by far the most gorgeous vehicle on the back of the tow truck.
If they ever sort them out mechanically, I’d be in my most desired list.

The same place as my front plate. In my trunk.
Not ruining my car for a front plate. No way no how. I’ll pay a ticket first.

Toledo Man is his much colder cousin.

Not really. Most weapons that are illegally obtained were first legally obtained.

So willing to sell? He had to be ordered by the court to do so.

Yeah. Unless you’re in a place like florida where you legally have to be tied into the grid, and if the grid goes down, your panel has to as well. And the electric company can shut your panels off at their whim.